Arabian government to open archives

The newly elected leadership of the Arabian Republic will present all remaining records of the deposed Saud dynasty for inspection by foreign law enforcement agencies, it emerged last night.

The files are expected to cause further embarrassment to surviving ex-executives of BAE Systems, the arms company which did extensive business with the former Arabian regime before its dissolution under the International Security Statutes of 2016.

Several of the company’s senior figures are thought to be hiding in “loophole states”, those countries or enclaves which continue to resist the rule of international law. These include the Holy Midwestern Empire in North America and the self-declared Independent United Kingdom of Greater Westminster in England.

The Arabian government, a coalition whose members include the Social Democrats, the Muslim Democrats and the Islamic Feminist Party, is the first in the country’s history to have been elected by a majority of its adult citizens.

It was preceded by three separate Saudi states, which all practised and promoted highly conservative forms of Islam.

Fifteen of the 19 terrorists accused of carrying out the attacks of 11 September 2001 were from Saudi Arabia, as a result of which the United States invaded Afghanistan and Iraq.

Investigations continue.