Minister untroubled by backbone

Hildebrand Priggley-Morlock, the minister of health, is back at his desk after a hospital visit.

He was admitted for suspected spinal problems, but preliminary scans failed to detect any sign of a backbone.

Mr Priggley-Morlock said that he was in fine general health and had “never felt more flexible”.

A cabinet colleague said his return would strengthen the government.

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